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cwohio · 08-26-2005, 09:22 AM

A young woman from New York City was driving through a remote part of Oklahoma when her car broke down.
An Indian came riding by on horseback and offered to give her a lift to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride into town was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a loud whoop that echoed back from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in Bartlesville, he let her off at the local Phillips 66 service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.
"Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback."

bikewench · 08-26-2005, 09:41 AM

lolol....

good laugh and that woman needs to get out more...lol

CAPTAINZING2000 · 08-26-2005, 10:40 AM

Guess that means you'll want to go out and play cowboys and Indians now

cwohio · 08-26-2005, 10:49 AM

ooohhh - good comeback capt. - hadn't thought about that - bang, bang!

CAPTAINZING2000 · 08-26-2005, 11:04 AM

Just Call Me Tonto

08-26-2005, 09:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	Riding With An Indian A young woman from New York City was driving through a remote part of Oklahoma when her car broke down. An Indian came riding by on horseback and offered to give her a lift to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride into town was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a loud whoop that echoed back from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in Bartlesville, he let her off at the local Phillips 66 service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback." __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-26-2005, 10:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Guess that means you'll want to go out and play cowboys and Indians now __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

08-26-2005, 10:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	ooohhh - good comeback capt. - hadn't thought about that - bang, bang! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-26-2005, 11:04 AM	#5 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Just Call Me Tonto __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

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08-26-2005, 09:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
bikewench Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: western canada Posts: 1,441	lolol.... good laugh and that woman needs to get out more...lol

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