Redneck Sex Quizz

[CAPTAINZING2000]

1.) A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
[ True ] or [False ]

2.) Asphalt describes rectal problems.
[ True ] or [ False ]

3.) Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
[ True ] or [ False ]

4.) Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
[ True ] or [ False ]

5.) The clitoris is a type of flower.
[ True ] or [ False ]

6.) A G-string is part of a fiddle.
[ True ] or [ False ]

7.) Semen is a term for sailors.
[ True ] or [ False ]

8.) Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
[ True ] or [ False ]

9.) Testicles are found on an Octopus.
[ True ] or [ False ]

10.) A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
[ True ] or [ False ]

11.) KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
[ True ] or [ False ]

12.) Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
[ True ] or [ False ]

13.) Coitus is a musical instrument.
[ True ] or [ False ]

14.) Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
[ True ] or [ False ]

15.) An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
[ True ] or [ False ]

16.) A condom is a large apartment complex.
[ True ] or [ False ]

17.) An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
[ True ] or [ False ]

18.) A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
[ True ] or [ False ]

19.) A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
[ True ] or [ False ]

20.) An erection is when Japanese people vote.
[ True ] or [ False ]

21.) A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
[ True ] or [ False ]

22.) Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
[ True ] or [ False ]

23.) Pornography is the business of making records.
[ True ] or [ False ]

24.) Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
[ True ] or [ False ]

25.) Douche is the French word for "twelve."
[ True ] or [ False ]

[Time2Surrender]

(14)Fetus is a charactor on Gunsmoke.True.I used to watch that show all the time.

[CAPTAINZING2000]

THEN AFTER THE DAY WAS DONE THEY'D GO TO MISS KITTY'S

[Time2Surrender]

[best]

Well are we going to get an answer sheet so we know what is true and what is false?

I loved watching Gun Smoke.

[namommy]

Erection, take off your shoes before entering the polls.

[wolflet]

gunsmoke!