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08-16-2005, 03:39 PM
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| Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY
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| Dirty Joke, RATED PG-17 A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while she was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, but the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to the door. When he opened it, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yea, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." |
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08-16-2005, 08:31 PM
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| ~Author of My Life~  Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't....
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Go granny!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
__________________ Many Hugs and Hope too, Tammie "Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY." ~Anne Frank~ "Things do not change, WE change." ~Henry David Thoreau~  |
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