Some Harley humour

[cece1960]

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
went to Heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your
motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang
out with anyone you want here in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented motorcycles!"

Arthur said, "Yes, that's me..."

God commented, "Well, what is the big deal in inventing something that
is pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and cannot run without a
road?!"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed but finally spoke. "Excuse me, but
aren't you the inventor of woman?!"

God say, "Yes."

Arthur continued, "Well - professional to professional - you have some
major design flaws in your invention:

1. There is too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and they wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God. "It may be
true that my invention is flawed but, according to my calculations, more men
are riding my invention than yours!"

[hawkgazer]

I really needed something to cheer up a friend today - thank you! This may just get him to smile to spite himself!!! Thank you!
-HG

[HPierce]

oh i love that one!!

[BaBa OReiley]

Aurthur didn't invent the motorcycle, he only built the bestest most classiest one!