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08-09-2005, 03:49 AM

The many meanings of P-M-S:
1. Pass My Shotgun

2.Psychotic Mood Shift

3.Perpetual Munching Spree

4.Puffy Mid-Section

5.People Make me Sick

6.Provide Me with Sweets

7.Pardon My Sobbing

8.Pimples May Surface

9.Pass My Sweatpants

10.Pissy Mood Syndrome

11.Plainly; Men Suck

12.Pack My Stuff

.....and my ! favorite one..

13.Potential Murder Suspect

And as an example:
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to
change a light bulb! They don't even know that the
bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And,
once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to
find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in
the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But
if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT
WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME
IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry. What was your question?

best · 08-09-2005, 07:28 AM

That sounds so familar but I can't remember where I heard it before?
If I didn't know any better I would think I must have heard that about 12 times over the past year?

Thanks Doug, This is going to bug me all day as I wonder where I have heard that before.

On a side note... why is a kitchen chair in the middle of the bedroom?
I better not move it, she may have put it there for some reason last week.

abtchonamission · 08-09-2005, 07:33 AM

Hmph. Pass my shotgun, please.

historyteach · 08-09-2005, 07:57 AM

:tongue2: YOU try having YOUR hormones go on a roller coasteer each month!!! :yelling
And we do it all for the continuation of the species; nothing in it for us, don'tchaknow. You just don't understand.... :tissue

Shalom!

best · 08-09-2005, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by historyteach

:tongue2: YOU try having YOUR hormones go on a roller coasteer each month!!! :yelling
And we do it all for the continuation of the species; nothing in it for us, don'tchaknow. You just don't understand.... :tissue

Shalom!

Hey I didn't eat the apple and Adam took the second bite off it...not the first *LOL*

historyteach · 08-09-2005, 08:20 AM

The snake was a MALE!!! :tongue2:

Shalom!

babeekj · 08-09-2005, 08:31 AM

Doug...you and best better hope no women are PMS'ing today LMAO

08-09-2005, 01:26 PM

FWIW, (if anything), one of my co-workers emailed that to me. A female co-worker.

babeekj · 08-09-2005, 01:31 PM

I like this one better

historyteach · 08-09-2005, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

FWIW, (if anything), one of my co-workers emailed that to me. A female co-worker.

Sorry, Doug. What is FWIW???

Babeekj; I'll take one of those!!!

Shalom!

08-09-2005, 01:49 PM

FWIW= For What It's Worth

babeekj · 08-09-2005, 01:53 PM

mashed snickers with hot fudge gravy..Lord Lord wonder how many times I'd have to do my Taebo tape after eating that ????

BaBa OReiley · 08-09-2005, 02:52 PM

all wrong, everyone of yous,

P.M.S. stands for Permissable Man Slaughter

abtchonamission · 08-09-2005, 05:51 PM

Actually, it's Hormonally Homicidal, if you wanna be politically correct.

escape artist · 08-10-2005, 07:54 PM

i thought PMS stood for -puttingupwith Mens' S***

namommy · 08-10-2005, 09:35 PM

Potential Murder Suspect.

My hubby knows I am MORE than capable of being that. And, guess what? I don't PMS anymore. And I am STILL a Potential Murder Suspect!!

Watch it DUDE!! :AR15firin

Calvin · 08-10-2005, 09:40 PM

I'm getting out of here !

historyteach · 08-10-2005, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babeekj

mashed snickers with hot fudge gravy..Lord Lord wonder how many times I'd have to do my Taebo tape after eating that ????

Oh, goodness, babeekj;
Who the heck cares????

Doug;
Thanks.... duh!!! to me!

Bill;
And you'd BETTER remember that!

Escape;
I agree.... lol

Calvin;
Probably a good move!!! LOL!

Shalom!

babeekj · 08-11-2005, 09:34 AM

You're right Teach. Actually I'd take 2 of those today .

08-09-2005, 03:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	P M S The many meanings of P-M-S: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2.Psychotic Mood Shift 3.Perpetual Munching Spree 4.Puffy Mid-Section 5.People Make me Sick 6.Provide Me with Sweets 7.Pardon My Sobbing 8.Pimples May Surface 9.Pass My Sweatpants 10.Pissy Mood Syndrome 11.Plainly; Men Suck 12.Pack My Stuff .....and my ! favorite one.. 13.Potential Murder Suspect And as an example: Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! I'm sorry. What was your question?

08-09-2005, 07:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,166	That sounds so familar but I can't remember where I heard it before? If I didn't know any better I would think I must have heard that about 12 times over the past year? Thanks Doug, This is going to bug me all day as I wonder where I have heard that before. On a side note... why is a kitchen chair in the middle of the bedroom? I better not move it, she may have put it there for some reason last week. __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

08-09-2005, 07:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	Hmph. Pass my shotgun, please. __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

08-09-2005, 07:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	:tongue2: YOU try having YOUR hormones go on a roller coasteer each month!!! :yelling And we do it all for the continuation of the species; nothing in it for us, don'tchaknow. You just don't understand.... :tissue Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

08-09-2005, 08:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	The snake was a MALE!!! :tongue2: Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

08-09-2005, 08:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,029	Doug...you and best better hope no women are PMS'ing today LMAO

08-09-2005, 01:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	FWIW, (if anything), one of my co-workers emailed that to me. A female co-worker.

08-09-2005, 01:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	FWIW= For What It's Worth

08-09-2005, 01:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,029	mashed snickers with hot fudge gravy..Lord Lord wonder how many times I'd have to do my Taebo tape after eating that ????

08-09-2005, 02:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
BaBa OReiley Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY Posts: 620	all wrong, everyone of yous, P.M.S. stands for Permissable Man Slaughter

08-09-2005, 05:51 PM	#14 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	Actually, it's Hormonally Homicidal, if you wanna be politically correct. __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

08-10-2005, 07:54 PM	#15 (permalink)
escape artist Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: over the rainbow Posts: 487	i thought PMS stood for -puttingupwith Mens' S* __________________ ********* The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

08-10-2005, 09:35 PM	#16 (permalink)
namommy Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Never, Never land Posts: 2,851 Blog Entries: 1	Potential Murder Suspect. My hubby knows I am MORE than capable of being that. And, guess what? I don't PMS anymore. And I am STILL a Potential Murder Suspect!! Watch it DUDE!! :AR15firin __________________ I came into this program to save my a** and found out it was attached to my soul. -- Anonymous

08-10-2005, 09:40 PM	#17 (permalink)
Calvin Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: anywhere USA Posts: 69	I'm getting out of here !

08-11-2005, 09:34 AM	#19 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,029	You're right Teach. Actually I'd take 2 of those today .

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