Pick Up Lines That DO NOT Work !! - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

babeekj · 08-07-2005, 01:45 PM

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend... do you want to be my friend?

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

When I first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart!

Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?

Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.

I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?.

Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now but definately later.

That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor...

This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

Time2Surrender · 08-07-2005, 01:50 PM

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babeekj · 08-07-2005, 02:17 PM

LMAO Ok yea make sure you use the one ..wanna see my boa constricter ?

I want an update on how that works out for ya

Scared2Bme · 08-07-2005, 02:25 PM

"Right now, geek may be a 4 letter word. Think ahead - in 15 years it'll be 6 figures."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Do you work for UPS?
Cause I coulda swore I saw you checkin out my package."

None of these were created by me, but these are the worst I have ever heard,( not recomended weak stomaches)

"I'm a necrophiliac, how well do you play dead?"

"hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

BigEzell · 08-07-2005, 02:27 PM

Karen ,why don't you ladies get together and give us some pick-up lines that do work ?

findinganewme · 08-07-2005, 03:03 PM

SURE .... it's called "sweetness" ...... CONVERSATION (real conversation .... not pick up lines!) .....

do you guys get it yet? LMAO!

Scared2Bme · 08-07-2005, 03:05 PM

I just watched "Hitch" (Will Smith) the otherday. Great stuff! Men can learn a lot from that movie!

BigEzell · 08-07-2005, 03:08 PM

Scared2B..that chloroform one just might work !

nucldragr · 08-07-2005, 03:58 PM

Well, I laughed. Isnt that the only thing thats important here. lol Those are great
nucldragr

babeekj · 08-07-2005, 08:27 PM

Thanks nucldaragr

wolflet · 08-07-2005, 08:47 PM

actually i like the rose one......said in the right way it might work

according to Dilbert the most effective pick up line ever is,"hi i'm Mel Gibson, did you just see a dingo dog run by here with my shirt?",..........but i suppose it only works if you actually ARE mel gibson

hopealwayz · 08-07-2005, 08:50 PM

woohoo, what a good nighttime laugh!!

08-07-2005, 01:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,030	Pick Up Lines That DO NOT Work !! Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. Would you like to see my boa constrictor? Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend... do you want to be my friend? Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!! If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong? What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car. When I first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart! Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot? If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them. My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in? Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room. I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?. Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now but definately later. That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor... This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

08-07-2005, 08:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
wolflet fire dancer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co Posts: 483	actually i like the rose one......said in the right way it might work according to Dilbert the most effective pick up line ever is,"hi i'm Mel Gibson, did you just see a dingo dog run by here with my shirt?",..........but i suppose it only works if you actually ARE mel gibson __________________ how we spend our days is how we spend our lives

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08-07-2005, 01:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
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babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,030	LMAO Ok yea make sure you use the one ..wanna see my boa constricter ? I want an update on how that works out for ya

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Scared2Bme Free from Weed! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: cali Posts: 44	"Right now, geek may be a 4 letter word. Think ahead - in 15 years it'll be 6 figures." "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you!" "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." "Do you work for UPS? Cause I coulda swore I saw you checkin out my package." None of these were created by me, but these are the worst I have ever heard,( not recomended weak stomaches) "I'm a necrophiliac, how well do you play dead?" "hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

08-07-2005, 02:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
BigEzell Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Louisianna Posts: 499	Karen ,why don't you ladies get together and give us some pick-up lines that do work ?

08-07-2005, 03:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
findinganewme old enough to know BETTER!!!!! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NY, NY Posts: 406	SURE .... it's called "sweetness" ...... CONVERSATION (real conversation .... not pick up lines!) ..... do you guys get it yet? LMAO!

08-07-2005, 03:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
Scared2Bme Free from Weed! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: cali Posts: 44	I just watched "Hitch" (Will Smith) the otherday. Great stuff! Men can learn a lot from that movie!

08-07-2005, 03:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
BigEzell Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Louisianna Posts: 499	Scared2B..that chloroform one just might work !

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nucldragr Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Stuck in my Head!! Posts: 36	Well, I laughed. Isnt that the only thing thats important here. lol Those are great nucldragr

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babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,030	Thanks nucldaragr

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hopealwayz Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: somewhere Posts: 3,513	woohoo, what a good nighttime laugh!!

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