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historyteach · 07-26-2005, 07:52 AM

Subject: Fw: Ladies Enjoy

Eve's Side of the Story - or the woman's view of how all this mess
started!

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
So, how is everything going?" inquired God..

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but
I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The
middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with
my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They
are a real pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into
the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and
the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you.
Now let's see ....... Where did I put that
useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that silly story about a
rib??!!??!!??!!

Shalom!

cwohio · 07-26-2005, 08:42 AM

babeekj · 07-26-2005, 08:51 AM

That was so BEAUTIFUL teach :Lmao

You just explained EVERYTHING !!!!!

hja1407 · 07-26-2005, 11:42 AM

thanks Teach

historyteach · 07-26-2005, 04:34 PM

Hmmm....no Capt Zing or other guys willing to comment??

Sorry boys, but, the story DOES make better sense!!!

Shalom!

nufznuf · 07-26-2005, 05:03 PM

Thats was just too funny!!!!! :Lmao

na4today · 07-26-2005, 05:09 PM

I knew the truth would come out sooner or later!

07-26-2005, 07:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	The REAL story... Subject: Fw: Ladies Enjoy Eve's Side of the Story - or the woman's view of how all this mess started! After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. So, how is everything going?" inquired God.. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it. "That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see ....... Where did I put that useless boob?" Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that silly story about a rib??!!??!!??!! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

07-26-2005, 08:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	__________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

07-26-2005, 11:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
hja1407 All in God's Hands Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 81	thanks Teach __________________ You do not get to chose how you are going to die or when. You can only decide how you are going to live. Joan Baez Where there is great love there are always miracles. Sarah Knowles Bolton

07-26-2005, 04:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Hmmm....no Capt Zing or other guys willing to comment?? Sorry boys, but, the story DOES make better sense!!! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

07-26-2005, 05:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
nufznuf Sweet Christmas secrets Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: ALASKA Posts: 119	Thats was just too funny!!!!! :Lmao __________________ ALASKA Unless you are the lead dog, The scenery never changes. Alaska...where the odds are good... but the goods are odd

07-26-2005, 08:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,029	That was so BEAUTIFUL teach :Lmao You just explained EVERYTHING !!!!!

07-26-2005, 05:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
na4today Learning as I go Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 731	I knew the truth would come out sooner or later! __________________ I waited patiently for God to help me; then he listened to me and heard my cry -Psalm 40:1 Take my will and my life Guide me in my recovery Show me how to live Just for today Clean Date 8/20/05

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