Headlines from the year 2029! - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

cwohio · 07-26-2005, 07:35 AM

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.

Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

CAPTAINZING2000 · 07-26-2005, 11:00 AM

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

O sure, another camera I can't afford

cwohio · 07-26-2005, 11:29 AM

here - i'll save ya some money....

babeekj · 07-26-2005, 11:48 AM

All that progress and they still couldn't come up with a pill to keep men from being a-holes....*sigh*

cwohio · 07-26-2005, 12:59 PM

CAPTAINZING2000 · 07-26-2005, 01:49 PM

HEY,

NICE PIC WHO WAS IT? OR SHOULD I SAY WHO MADE IT OFF THE
COMPUTER????

BTW,

IT WASN'T A GUY THAT POSTED THIS NOW WAS IT?????

cwohio · 07-27-2005, 06:53 AM

microsoft clip gallery at your service!

Quote:

BTW,

IT WASN'T A GUY THAT POSTED THIS NOW WAS IT?????

just seeing how many of you male types would take the bait<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm825' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_14_11.gif' alt='Fishing' border=0></a>

Dan · 07-27-2005, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwohio

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Don't know why, but that one made my sides hurt with laughter

cwohio · 07-27-2005, 10:25 AM

dan - glad i could help you out today with some laughter. some days certain things just seem "funnier" than others. glad you enjoyed!

07-26-2005, 07:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,141	Headlines from the year 2029! Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

07-26-2005, 11:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Thankful for our Veterans Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 8,161 Blog Entries: 1	Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. O sure, another camera I can't afford __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

07-26-2005, 11:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,141	here - i'll save ya some money.... __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

07-26-2005, 12:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,141	<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm825' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_19.gif' alt='Laughing 1' border=0></a> __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

07-26-2005, 01:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Thankful for our Veterans Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 8,161 Blog Entries: 1	HEY, NICE PIC WHO WAS IT? OR SHOULD I SAY WHO MADE IT OFF THE COMPUTER???? BTW, IT WASN'T A GUY THAT POSTED THIS NOW WAS IT????? __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

07-26-2005, 11:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
babeekj Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Tyler, Texas Posts: 1,030	All that progress and they still couldn't come up with a pill to keep men from being a-holes....sigh

07-27-2005, 10:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,141	dan - glad i could help you out today with some laughter. some days certain things just seem "funnier" than others. glad you enjoyed! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

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