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BaBa OReiley · 07-24-2005, 01:54 PM

A lovely little girl is entering class for the first time when a friendly little boy approaches her. "My name's Ted," he says, "What's yours?"

"Happy Butt," the little girl replies.

"I'm going to tell the teacher on you for lying!," the boy shouts. He goes to the teacher and says that the little girl has lied to him about her name.

"What is your name?" asks the teacher.

"Happy Butt," says the little girl.

"No, no," the teacher says. "What is your real name?"

"Happy Butt," the little girl insists.

"Shame on you for lying," says the teacher.

"You go straight to the principal's office right this minute!"

"Why are you here?" the principal asks.

"They think I'm lying when I tell them my name is Happy Butt," the little girl says.

"Your name can't be Happy Butt," the principal says.

"I'm going to call your mother and straighten this out. You mustn't lie to us about your name." The principal calls the mother and says, "We have your little girl here and she keeps telling us her name is 'Happy Butt.'"

"Oh," says the mother, "that's Gladys."

"Little girl," the principal says, "your mother says your name is Gladys."

The little girl says, "Happy Butt, Glad Ass, what's the difference?"

hja1407 · 07-25-2005, 08:59 PM

TOO FUNNY
Heather

07-24-2005, 01:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
BaBa OReiley Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: QVB NYC NY Posts: 620	ok, so i'm bored out of my skull, shoot me! A lovely little girl is entering class for the first time when a friendly little boy approaches her. "My name's Ted," he says, "What's yours?" "Happy Butt," the little girl replies. "I'm going to tell the teacher on you for lying!," the boy shouts. He goes to the teacher and says that the little girl has lied to him about her name. "What is your name?" asks the teacher. "Happy Butt," says the little girl. "No, no," the teacher says. "What is your real name?" "Happy Butt," the little girl insists. "Shame on you for lying," says the teacher. "You go straight to the principal's office right this minute!" "Why are you here?" the principal asks. "They think I'm lying when I tell them my name is Happy Butt," the little girl says. "Your name can't be Happy Butt," the principal says. "I'm going to call your mother and straighten this out. You mustn't lie to us about your name." The principal calls the mother and says, "We have your little girl here and she keeps telling us her name is 'Happy Butt.'" "Oh," says the mother, "that's Gladys." "Little girl," the principal says, "your mother says your name is Gladys." The little girl says, "Happy Butt, Glad Ass, what's the difference?"

07-25-2005, 08:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
hja1407 All in God's Hands Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 75	TOO FUNNY Heather __________________ You do not get to chose how you are going to die or when. You can only decide how you are going to live. Joan Baez Where there is great love there are always miracles. Sarah Knowles Bolton

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