Cheer Up

[CAPTAINZING2000]

CHEER UP! There's a yuppie somewhere who just pulled a hamstring in one of
those sissy aerobics classes.

CHEER UP! Remember that nasty old nun who used to hit your knuckles with a
ruler? She's 75 years old now, and she has arthritis.

CHEER UP! If your woman isn't faithful, you're not alone. Don't forget
that even Popeye was two-timed by Olive Oyl (in almost every episode, in
fact!)

CHEER UP! The worse things get,...the less you have to lose!

CHEER UP! You'll be happy to know that your local newspaper is made of 50%
recycled material. (That's 1% recycled paper; 49% recycled news articles.)

CHEER UP! Miss Manners has finally been discredited. It's rude to tell
other people what to do!

CHEER UP! Every three minutes, somewhere in America a suburban housewife
backs the family car through the garage door.

CHEER UP! No matter how bad things get, your folks still have your old
bedroom ready, and you're welcome to go back home.

CHEER UP! The time you spent reading this joke could've been spent more
productively. But you're not bothered because you're one of those
well-adjusted people who really doesn't give a darn.

[best]

Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000

CHEER UP! No matter how bad things get, your folks still have your old
bedroom ready, and you're welcome to go back home.

You think so? hahahahaha

He wasn't gone but 2 days and I changed the room into the computer room.
She wasn't gone but a week and my other son took over her room and moved out from sharing a room with the other brother..
I am still waiting to set up a reading room and leave one room open for guests. Yes guests=people who visit but for a day or two and then leave *LOL*

[CAPTAINZING2000]

u know what they say, guests are like fish after 3 days it's time to take them out

[Free to love]

Yeah, (((Chris))) I believe that was Ben Franklin who said that.

My son's room is half storage & half still his room. When he comes we have to move stuff off his bed, LOL.