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CAPTAINZING2000 · 06-29-2005, 04:50 PM

COORS LIGHT!

One hot Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair in the
shade,
drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged
at this that she came over and shouted at me,
"You should be hung."

I took a drink from my glass of Coors Light,
wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Bans
and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied...
"I am, and that's why she cuts the grass."

Time2Surrender · 06-29-2005, 05:00 PM

Your in trouble dude

This should be intresting

06-29-2005, 04:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Coors Light COORS LIGHT! One hot Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair in the shade, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my glass of Coors Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied... "I am, and that's why she cuts the grass." __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

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06-29-2005, 05:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	Your in trouble dude This should be intresting

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