Three Ducks

[historyteach]

So three ducks walk into a bar........huh?

"Say, what's your name?," the bartender asks the
first duck.

"Huey," is the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Having a ball. Been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" says
Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," says the bartender. He turns to
the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"

"Dewey," comes the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asks.

"Great. Lovely day. I'm having had a ball too. Been in and
out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck
want?"

The bartender turns to the third duck and says, "So,
you must be Louie?"


"No," she says, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

Shalom!

[indigo]

that is so rude!!! and funny.
indigo :great