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06-09-2005, 03:27 AM

WOMEN

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

MEN

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

historyteach · 06-09-2005, 03:36 AM

:Lmao
Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning!

Shalom!

Free to love · 06-12-2005, 08:52 PM

Oh Doug, you are so full of wisdom.

from a woman who was at the top of the tree & the grapes that had the crap stomped out of them.

Time2Surrender · 06-12-2005, 08:55 PM

I gotta admit,I have had my share of rotten ones.

Time2Surrender · 06-12-2005, 09:44 PM

Just to add to my last post.I have also had some good apples in my lifetime and never realized what I had until it was too late.But,Im working on it.One day at a time.

06-09-2005, 03:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	Apples and Wine WOMEN Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. MEN Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

06-09-2005, 03:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	:Lmao Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

06-12-2005, 08:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Free to love loved & blessed Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: southren, NJ Posts: 109	Oh Doug, you are so full of wisdom. from a woman who was at the top of the tree & the grapes that had the crap stomped out of them. __________________ God Bless, FTL

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06-12-2005, 08:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	I gotta admit,I have had my share of rotten ones.

06-12-2005, 09:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	Just to add to my last post.I have also had some good apples in my lifetime and never realized what I had until it was too late.But,Im working on it.One day at a time.

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