Redneck yard of the week contest

[Time2Surrender]

I should enter this. http://www2.warnerbros.com/redneckyard/enter.html

Somebody say "redneck"?

[namommy]

I need to figure out how to post pics. I took a shot of our 'redneck rod-rack' that my husband built and mounted to the front of the jeep.

Now he wants to mount a set of antlers to the front as a hood ornament.

OMG

[abtchonamission]

namommy - if you need some help with pics, e-mail them to me, I'll post them for you.

[namommy]

Will do!

[Time2Surrender]

Originally Posted by namommy

I need to figure out how to post pics. I took a shot of our 'redneck rod-rack' that my husband built and mounted to the front of the jeep.

Now he wants to mount a set of antlers to the front as a hood ornament.

OMG

There are a few more things you will need to qualify.You must have at least one disabled vehicle in your back yard.(front yard and drive way doesnt count) Also and old couch or other furniture on your patio,An old electrical spool for a patio table,and a broken down lawn mower in the same spot it broke 3 years ago.

[namommy]

Disabled vehicle, got it.
Old futon on back patio, got it.
Electrical spool and broken lawn mower, don't got,

But, got plenty of other stuff. 1/2 finished shed (started, I can't remember when. it's been so long). Siding from 1/2 finished shed rusting on the concrete behind the garage. a siding brake. Canoe bicycle chained to the fence. Fish hooks and various tackle hanging from the outside of the airconditioner and window sills. Old rusted propane tanks. and don't forget the hound dog.!

[Time2Surrender]

Oh yeah,I forgot about the propane tanks. How many old tires are in your yard?

[namommy]

None. we use our tires until they are almost gone.

How about dead hanging plants and last years x-mas lights that haven't been taken down yet.

[Gooch]

I got all that stuff but its all stashed in or under the barn or behind the leaning carriage house converted to work shop that has plywood scraps over the bigger holes to keep the wind from blowing stuff around teh workbench.

Actually the electrical wire spools when stained in redwood to match teh old picnic table are aesthetical and functional.

[namommy]

We just moved 'down' in rank. The jeep still isn't fixed, so now we have '2' disabled vehicles in the yard.

[Time2Surrender]

Originally Posted by namommy

None. we use our tires until they are almost gone.

How about dead hanging plants and last years x-mas lights that haven't been taken down yet.

The dead plants and last years Christmas lights should help drive up your score.

[namommy]

It's getting better. My son just broke the basement window playing hockey in the driveway. We have to duct tape it back together for now. (can't afford to fix it yet)
OMG!

[Time2Surrender]

Oh yeah,I forgot about the Duct Tape.Very important.

[namommy]

Oh yeah, Do dents in the garage door count? I was backing up to it and hit the gas instead of the brake. I thought my husband was going to kill me!

[CAPTAINZING2000]

I feel sort of normal after reading this thread