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Doug · 06-02-2005, 03:37 AM

You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.

You find humor in other people's stupidity.

You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."

You believe chocolate is a food group.

You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.

You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.

When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know to correct their behavior.

You have no life between August to June.

When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

You believe in aerial Prozac spraying.

You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.

You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.

You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."

You want to choke a person when they say "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."

Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"

historyteach · 06-02-2005, 04:15 AM

:Lmao
I can't tell you how much I can relate to MOST of these statements!!!
Thanks for my morning snork!!!

Shalom!

abtchonamission · 06-03-2005, 02:36 PM

Teach - trust me, you don't have to be a teacher. If you have a Mike, you can relate to most of those statements.
My particular favorite today - You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. - I believe I should have a necklace made out of a valium salt lick right now. Wanna trade?

Chy · 06-03-2005, 02:47 PM

OMG! I so relate! Going to pass this on to my teacher friends AND Principle! *LOL*

06-02-2005, 03:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,442	Your a Teacher if... You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. You find humor in other people's stupidity. You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free." You believe chocolate is a food group. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside. You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today. When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know to correct their behavior. You have no life between August to June. When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group. You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce. You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce. You believe in aerial Prozac spraying. You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years. You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form. You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun." You want to choke a person when they say "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you." Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"

06-02-2005, 04:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	:Lmao I can't tell you how much I can relate to MOST of these statements!!! Thanks for my morning snork!!! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

06-03-2005, 02:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	Teach - trust me, you don't have to be a teacher. If you have a Mike, you can relate to most of those statements. My particular favorite today - You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick. - I believe I should have a necklace made out of a valium salt lick right now. Wanna trade? __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

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06-03-2005, 02:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,867	OMG! I so relate! Going to pass this on to my teacher friends AND Principle! LOL

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