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smoke gets in my eyes · 10-03-2002, 08:12 PM

Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

Because he didn't see the ewe turn.
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Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?

It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''

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What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?

A dirty double crosser

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman pinscher.

**Ann** · 10-03-2002, 09:01 PM

10-03-2002, 08:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
smoke gets in my eyes Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: That's what I'd like to know. Posts: 2,421	Those amazing animals.... Why did the ram fall off the cliff? Because he didn't see the ewe turn. -------- Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...'' --------- What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot? A walkie-talkie. --------- What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back? A dirty double crosser --------- What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman pinscher.

10-03-2002, 09:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,227	__________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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