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05-06-2005, 03:25 AM

Here are a few more things to think about that you probably have never thought about before...

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Who was the first person to look at an egg come out of a chickens ass and say "That looks like some good eatin!"?

Why do toasters always have a setting that turns the toast into a charcoal briquette , which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

historyteach · 05-06-2005, 03:44 AM

"Why did you just try singing the two songs above?"

Caught me!
Shalom!

Roxann · 05-06-2005, 04:09 AM

Me too, But add Baa Baa Black Sheep to that......DAng, there goes the rest of my day!!

Phinneas · 05-06-2005, 09:01 AM

Here's what I want to know - What are all those cows so mad about?!?

phinny

05-06-2005, 03:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	Things to Ponder Here are a few more things to think about that you probably have never thought about before... What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Who was the first person to look at an egg come out of a chickens ass and say "That looks like some good eatin!"? Why do toasters always have a setting that turns the toast into a charcoal briquette , which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

05-06-2005, 03:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	"Why did you just try singing the two songs above?" Caught me! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

05-06-2005, 04:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Roxann Learning to love me. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: on my way Posts: 621	Me too, But add Baa Baa Black Sheep to that......DAng, there goes the rest of my day!! __________________ Roxann I'm struggling!!!

05-06-2005, 09:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
Phinneas Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: fumbling towards ecstasy Posts: 2,614	Here's what I want to know - What are all those cows so mad about?!? phinny __________________ If ten people tell you that you have a tail... you might want to turn around and look.

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