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namommy · 05-05-2005, 11:55 AM

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"kin ya breathe?"

the woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, Yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but ain't never seed nobody do it!"

CAPTAINZING2000 · 05-10-2005, 11:08 AM

NA Mommy,

i've seen a lot of it done where I work

best · 05-11-2005, 03:41 AM

Chris that is not the same. Butt kissing and the hind lick are NOT the same *LOL*

05-05-2005, 11:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
namommy Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Never, Never land Posts: 2,851 Blog Entries: 1	Hillbilly Health. Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "kin ya breathe?" the woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, Yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but ain't never seed nobody do it!" __________________ I came into this program to save my a** and found out it was attached to my soul. -- Anonymous

05-10-2005, 11:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	NA Mommy, i've seen a lot of it done where I work __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

05-11-2005, 03:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,166	Chris that is not the same. Butt kissing and the hind lick are NOT the same LOL __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

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