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historyteach · 05-04-2005, 02:52 PM

Grandma's Boyfriend;

A 5-year old boy was visiting his Grandma, playing with toys while she was dusting her bedroom. He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, I DO. My TV is my boyfriend. It keeps me company all day long, and in the evenings I can watch it in here from my bed. The TV preachers make me feel good, the
comedies make me laugh, and the drama's keep my mind off my own problems. Yes, dear, the TV is my boyfriend!"

Grandma went over to turn on the TV but the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, turning the aerial, trying to get a focused picture. Finally, frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV, hoping to jar it into focus.

Just then the doorbell rang. The little boy ran to answer it and there was his grandma's minister.

"Hello, son," the minister said, "Is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

Shalom!

CAPTAINZING2000 · 05-04-2005, 04:33 PM

u're naught y teach

historyteach · 05-04-2005, 04:51 PM

Capt,
This was sent to me by my sister!

Shalom!

CAPTAINZING2000 · 05-04-2005, 04:56 PM

How do I know that? U never sent any pics. I think, it was you. LOL U might look all prim and proper but, that's just a disguise

Wait a min. U never sent me a pic.

historyteach · 05-05-2005, 03:12 PM

Capt,
The anynimoty of the web site allows the devil in me to come out!

I AM prim and proper! LOL!
L'Chaim!

05-04-2005, 02:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 8,882	Grandma's boyfriend... Grandma's Boyfriend; A 5-year old boy was visiting his Grandma, playing with toys while she was dusting her bedroom. He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied, "Honey, I DO. My TV is my boyfriend. It keeps me company all day long, and in the evenings I can watch it in here from my bed. The TV preachers make me feel good, the comedies make me laugh, and the drama's keep my mind off my own problems. Yes, dear, the TV is my boyfriend!" Grandma went over to turn on the TV but the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, turning the aerial, trying to get a focused picture. Finally, frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV, hoping to jar it into focus. Just then the doorbell rang. The little boy ran to answer it and there was his grandma's minister. "Hello, son," the minister said, "Is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted. Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

05-04-2005, 04:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Thankful for our Veterans Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 8,161 Blog Entries: 1	u're naught y teach __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

05-04-2005, 04:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 8,882	Capt, This was sent to me by my sister! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

05-04-2005, 04:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Thankful for our Veterans Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 8,161 Blog Entries: 1	How do I know that? U never sent any pics. I think, it was you. LOL U might look all prim and proper but, that's just a disguise Wait a min. U never sent me a pic. __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

05-05-2005, 03:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 8,882	Capt, The anynimoty of the web site allows the devil in me to come out! I AM prim and proper! LOL! L'Chaim! __________________ IMAGINE

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