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05-04-2005, 05:46 AM
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Psalm 118:24
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Pet Peeves
TOP 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
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05-04-2005, 05:55 AM
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old enough to know BETTER!!!!!
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Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
MEN! ONLY MEN WOULD THINK THAT .... perhaps it's 'cause you ARE jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!
I'm not signing my name to this one ..... I can feel all you men wanting to LASH OUT at my statement! Only in fun guys .... only in fun ..... ALTHOUGH, it is true (gosh, don't know when to stop!)
05-04-2005, 06:09 AM
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Ahem,
y does this apply only to men??????
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05-04-2005, 06:13 AM
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To Life!
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:Lmao
Especially this one made me burst out laughing!!!
"The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain."
And Cap't, sometimes, it is best NOT to ask certain questions!
Shalom!
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05-04-2005, 06:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000
Ahem,
y does this apply only to men??????
Oh dear lord CAP, you ain't gonna make me 'splain this ... are ya?
Bottom line .... WOMEN CAN'T!
GEEEEZ, on second thought .... maybe we should be jealous .... I DID NOT SAY THAT!
GOSH, it's too early in the morn'n for this kinda talk! ALL YOU'RE FAULT! You are perverting me! ROFLMAO!
05-04-2005, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by historyteach
And Cap't, sometimes, it is best NOT to ask certain questions!
Shalom!
YEP .... 'cause I (stupidly) answered it .... and I can just see the recorse of my reply!!!!!!! YIKES
05-04-2005, 07:29 AM
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LMAO,
Ahem men can't and women can't either!!!!!!!!
Somebody draw me a map
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05-04-2005, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000
LMAO,
Ahem men can't and women can't either!!!!!!!!
Somebody draw me a map
CAP, you're killing me with laughter! I can always count on you for that!
I suppose we should be GRATEFUL that neither sex can do it .... or we wouldn't need each other! LMAO!
luv ya toots! Keep posting things I can badger you with .... it's great fun!
Maria
05-04-2005, 08:56 AM
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Good thing for each other, hehe.!!
05-04-2005, 09:15 AM
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Psalm 118:24
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Hey!!!! as long as we don't hump legs we're ok
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05-04-2005, 11:38 AM
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GLAD YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR, CAP!!!!!!!
Please if you decide to go *that way* ..... I DON'T WANNA KNOW (lol)
05-04-2005, 11:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hopealwayz
Good thing for each other, hehe.!!
GLAD SOMEONE GIGGLED AT MY NAUGHTY INUENDOS! Don't forget .... CAP started all this!
Love ya, CAP!
Maria
05-04-2005, 11:49 AM
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U know,
everyone that responds only encourages me
lmao
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05-04-2005, 11:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000
U know,
everyone that responds only encourages me
lmao
D'ats what we're here for .... to support and ENCOURAGE those in need. God knows you need help if you fall in love with your legs! I'm evil .... and you're worse!
05-09-2005, 10:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000
Hey!!!! as long as we don't hump legs we're ok
speak for yourself!!!
leg humping... another word for dancing?????
05-10-2005, 05:42 AM
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Psalm 118:24
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I won't tell any one we're from the same state
ok
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05-10-2005, 07:35 AM
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My hubby is always humping my leg, part dog? I'm really starting to wonder!
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05-10-2005, 11:06 AM
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Blue,
take the hubby to an eye doctor
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