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05-04-2005, 05:46 AM
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| Psalm 118:24  |  Pet Peeves
TOP 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
__________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU  WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6 |
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05-04-2005, 05:55 AM
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| old enough to know BETTER!!!!!  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NY, NY
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MEN! ONLY MEN WOULD THINK THAT .... perhaps it's 'cause you ARE jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO! I'm not signing my name to this one ..... I can feel all you men wanting to LASH OUT at my statement! Only in fun guys .... only in fun ..... ALTHOUGH, it is true (gosh, don't know when to stop!) | |
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05-04-2005, 06:13 AM
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:Lmao Especially this one made me burst out laughing!!! "The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain." And Cap't, sometimes, it is best NOT to ask certain questions!  Shalom!
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05-04-2005, 06:14 AM
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Bottom line .... WOMEN CAN'T!  GEEEEZ, on second thought .... maybe we should be jealous .... I DID NOT SAY THAT! GOSH, it's too early in the morn'n for this kinda talk! ALL YOU'RE FAULT! You are perverting me! ROFLMAO! | |
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05-04-2005, 06:15 AM
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05-04-2005, 07:35 AM
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| old enough to know BETTER!!!!! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NY, NY
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I suppose we should be GRATEFUL that neither sex can do it .... or we wouldn't need each other! LMAO! luv ya toots! Keep posting things I can badger you with .... it's great fun! Maria | |
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05-04-2005, 11:53 AM
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D'ats what we're here for .... to support and ENCOURAGE those in need. God knows you need help if you fall in love with your legs! I'm evil .... and you're worse! | |
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