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|04-26-2005, 06:19 AM||#1 (permalink)|
old enough to know BETTER!!!!!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: NY, NY
Didja ever ....
DOCTORS and Patients Dept.: Didja ever consider the whole thing from the doctors' point of view? We must have driven them right up the walls! Here are a couple of incidents from recent medical history:
Doctor: "Why do you have RL-1082 tattooed on your back?"
Lush: "That's no tattoo. That's where my old lady hit me with the car.". . .
Doctor in emergency ward, looking at unconscious patient: "This man must have been drugged."
"You bet he was," a second drunk said. "I drug him five blocks to get him here!". . .
And, just to make sure the head-doctors don't escape, consider the tale of the patient who lay down on his shrink's couch and said, "Doc, I have a problem. I have to make mortgage payments on my big city home and my country home; I have installments to meet on two Cadillacs, three TV sets, and a boat. I have dues at two country clubs and a yacht club. And I'm an alcoholic, and it takes fourteen bottles of bourbon a week to keep me going."
The doctor replied, "That doesn't sound like a problem. I wish I had it so good. What's wrong?"
"Well," the patient replied, "I only make $40 a week."
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