Didja ever ....

[findinganewme]

DOCTORS and Patients Dept.: Didja ever consider the whole thing from the doctors' point of view? We must have driven them right up the walls! Here are a couple of incidents from recent medical history:

Doctor: "Why do you have RL-1082 tattooed on your back?"

Lush: "That's no tattoo. That's where my old lady hit me with the car.". . .

Doctor in emergency ward, looking at unconscious patient: "This man must have been drugged."

"You bet he was," a second drunk said. "I drug him five blocks to get him here!". . .

And, just to make sure the head-doctors don't escape, consider the tale of the patient who lay down on his shrink's couch and said, "Doc, I have a problem. I have to make mortgage payments on my big city home and my country home; I have installments to meet on two Cadillacs, three TV sets, and a boat. I have dues at two country clubs and a yacht club. And I'm an alcoholic, and it takes fourteen bottles of bourbon a week to keep me going."

The doctor replied, "That doesn't sound like a problem. I wish I had it so good. What's wrong?"

"Well," the patient replied, "I only make $40 a week."