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Old 04-25-2005, 08:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Pc Terms For Women

POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS ABOUT FEMALES

She does not: Get PMS
She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL

She does not have: A Killer Body
She is: GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR

She is not: A Bad Cook
She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

She is not: Easy
She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not: Cut You Off
She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas
She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up
She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

She will never: Gain Weight
She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner
She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She will never: Sag
She will become: GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED

She does not have: Big Hair
She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED
indie ( beware zing i'm thinking!!!!)
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Old 04-25-2005, 10:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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get em girl boy i fit most of those
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Old 04-25-2005, 10:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol

She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner
She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE


anything after that was too much info.

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Old 04-25-2005, 10:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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OH darn it you know me huh Captain? lmao
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I've learned so much from you .... LMAO!!!!! :-)

[QUOTE=Indigo]She is not: Easy
She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not: Cut You Off
She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas
She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner
She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She will never: Sag
She will become: GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED

Yaaaa know, Indigo .... after having read and responded to another one of your entries today which was LOADED with sexual inuendos (I believe it had something to do with orgasms ... LOL) .... I'm beginning to wonder 'bout ya!

... and all I can say is .....

I believe I like how your mind works. You have made me laugh so hard today ....

So .... keep 'em coming ..... don't stop

Greatly appreciated!!!!!
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