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indigo · 04-25-2005, 07:46 AM

POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS ABOUT FEMALES

She does not: Get PMS
She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL

She does not have: A Killer Body
She is: GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR

She is not: A Bad Cook
She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

She is not: Easy
She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not: Cut You Off
She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas
She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up
She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

She will never: Gain Weight
She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner
She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She will never: Sag
She will become: GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED

She does not have: Big Hair
She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED
indie ( beware zing i'm thinking!!!!)

RealLady000 · 04-25-2005, 09:36 AM

get em girl boy i fit most of those

CAPTAINZING2000 · 04-25-2005, 09:42 AM

lol

She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner
She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

anything after that was too much info.

TY
4
SHARING

RealLady000 · 04-25-2005, 09:45 AM

OH darn it you know me huh Captain? lmao

findinganewme · 04-25-2005, 02:37 PM

[QUOTE=Indigo]She is not: Easy
She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not: Cut You Off
She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas
She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner
She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She will never: Sag
She will become: GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED

Yaaaa know, Indigo .... after having read and responded to another one of your entries today which was LOADED with sexual inuendos (I believe it had something to do with orgasms ... LOL) .... I'm beginning to wonder 'bout ya!

... and all I can say is .....

I believe I like how your mind works. You have made me laugh so hard today ....

So .... keep 'em coming ..... don't stop

Greatly appreciated!!!!!

04-25-2005, 07:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	Pc Terms For Women POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS ABOUT FEMALES She does not: Get PMS She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL She does not have: A Killer Body She is: GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR She is not: A Bad Cook She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE She is not: Easy She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE She does not: Cut You Off She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED She will never: Gain Weight She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE She will never: Sag She will become: GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED She does not have: Big Hair She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED indie ( beware zing i'm thinking!!!!) __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

04-25-2005, 09:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
RealLady000 ~Lady~ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Witch Still Casting Circles to the Winds Posts: 24	get em girl boy i fit most of those __________________ Blessed Be and Many Many Hugs, ~Lady~ "Approach without fear, you who know me in your Heart"

04-25-2005, 09:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,637 Blog Entries: 1	lol She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE anything after that was too much info. TY 4 SHARING __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

04-25-2005, 09:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
RealLady000 ~Lady~ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Witch Still Casting Circles to the Winds Posts: 24	OH darn it you know me huh Captain? lmao __________________ Blessed Be and Many Many Hugs, ~Lady~ "Approach without fear, you who know me in your Heart"

04-25-2005, 02:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
findinganewme old enough to know BETTER!!!!! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NY, NY Posts: 403	I've learned so much from you .... LMAO!!!!! :-) *[QUOTE=Indigo]She is not: Easy* *She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE* *She does not: Cut You Off* *She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE* *She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas* *She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED* *She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner* *She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE* *She will never: Sag* *She will become: GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED* Yaaaa know, Indigo .... after having read and responded to another one of your entries today which was LOADED with sexual inuendos (I believe it had something to do with orgasms ... LOL) .... I'm beginning to wonder 'bout ya! ... and all I can say is ..... I believe I like how your mind works. You have made me laugh so hard today .... So .... keep 'em coming ..... don't stop Greatly appreciated!!!!!

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