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RealLady000 · 04-25-2005, 08:20 AM

Randy the Rooster

A farmer has about two hundred hens but no rooster and he wants chicks.

So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he's got a rooster.

The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster named Randy, he'll serve every chicken you got no problem."

Well Randy rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he's worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard and gives the rooster a pep talk. "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.

Randy semed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot

~WHAM~ He nails every hen in there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked.

Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake~WHAM~ He gets all the geese.

Randy's up in the pigpen.

He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.

The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddenned by his loss of such a colorful animal shakes his head and says,"Oh Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Randy opens one eye, looks towards the buzzards flying overhead and says,"Shhh. They're getting closer....."

CAPTAINZING2000 · 04-25-2005, 08:23 AM

Andy F · 04-25-2005, 08:23 AM

:Lmao

RealLady000 · 04-25-2005, 08:37 AM

I can't stop laughing

indigo · 04-25-2005, 08:40 AM

You got me nearly choking here Lady!!

love indigo

RealLady000 · 04-25-2005, 08:59 AM

sorry sister, i never send these idiot things on but this one really made me laugh and the GODDESS knos I needed it

CAPTAINZING2000 · 04-25-2005, 09:23 AM

Why do you think the damn thing has so much to crow about every morning

RealLady000 · 04-25-2005, 09:25 AM

LMAO I love hanging out with nuts like me

04-25-2005, 08:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
RealLady000 ~Lady~ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Witch Still Casting Circles to the Winds Posts: 24	Randy the Rooster Randy the Rooster A farmer has about two hundred hens but no rooster and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he's got a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster named Randy, he'll serve every chicken you got no problem." Well Randy rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he's worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard and gives the rooster a pep talk. "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle. Randy semed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen in there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake~WHAM~ He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the pigpen. He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns. The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddenned by his loss of such a colorful animal shakes his head and says,"Oh Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Randy opens one eye, looks towards the buzzards flying overhead and says,"Shhh. They're getting closer....." __________________ Blessed Be and Many Many Hugs, ~Lady~ "Approach without fear, you who know me in your Heart"

04-25-2005, 08:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	__________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

04-25-2005, 08:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
RealLady000 ~Lady~ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Witch Still Casting Circles to the Winds Posts: 24	I can't stop laughing __________________ Blessed Be and Many Many Hugs, ~Lady~ "Approach without fear, you who know me in your Heart"

04-25-2005, 08:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
indigo Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,928	You got me nearly choking here Lady!! love indigo __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

04-25-2005, 08:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
RealLady000 ~Lady~ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Witch Still Casting Circles to the Winds Posts: 24	sorry sister, i never send these idiot things on but this one really made me laugh and the GODDESS knos I needed it __________________ Blessed Be and Many Many Hugs, ~Lady~ "Approach without fear, you who know me in your Heart"

04-25-2005, 08:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Andy F Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: London Posts: 448	:Lmao

04-25-2005, 09:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Why do you think the damn thing has so much to crow about every morning __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

04-25-2005, 09:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
RealLady000 ~Lady~ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Witch Still Casting Circles to the Winds Posts: 24	LMAO I love hanging out with nuts like me __________________ Blessed Be and Many Many Hugs, ~Lady~ "Approach without fear, you who know me in your Heart"

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