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osier59 · 04-11-2005, 11:34 AM

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splendra · 04-11-2005, 11:41 AM

Good one....

Paulie · 04-11-2005, 11:57 AM

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Half measures are our specialty!

Phinneas · 04-11-2005, 01:03 PM

* Remember it's better to look good than to feel good!

Whaddya mean there's eleven more steps?!?

:slaphead

phinny

Dan · 04-11-2005, 01:08 PM

I hear they also rent out pre-written fourth steps.
Cheap.

04-11-2005, 11:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
osier59 No More Mrs. Nice Guy Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iowa Posts: 724	Rent-a-sponsor Attention! Are You: * Tired of being told like it is? * Still looking for that easier softer way? * Had enough of that same, old time-tested direction? Then You Are Ready For RENT-A-SPONSOR NO READING! NO WRITING! NO DEADLINES! MANY MODELS FROM WHICH TO CHOOSE! STANDARD FEATURES INCLUDE: * Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the steps. * Co-signing your excuses and rationalizations. * Working with only the steps you want and in the order you choose. Yes, at RENT-A-SPONSOR we know how unique you are, and we do understand! * Learn the secret of giving it away before you even have it. * Why walk the walk when you can just talk the talk? * Remember it's better to look good than to feel good! * Why save your rear at the cost of losing face? Half measures are our specialty! Call 1-900-POUR-ME-1 CALL NOW AND RECEIVE A FREE COPY OF: "STAYING SOBER ON WAR STORIES ALONE" __________________ ~~Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!

04-11-2005, 11:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
splendra the girl can't help it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: splendraville Posts: 5,495 Blog Entries: 3	Good one.... __________________ nice has a hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Phinneas Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: fumbling towards ecstasy Posts: 2,614	* Remember it's better to look good than to feel good! Whaddya mean there's eleven more steps?!? :slaphead phinny __________________ If ten people tell you that you have a tail... you might want to turn around and look.

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04-11-2005, 01:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,710	I hear they also rent out pre-written fourth steps. Cheap.

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