A Sweet Story... - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

historyteach · 04-10-2005, 09:20 AM

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get back out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, one night, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

"You want a beer, my love?", the wife said, "We have all kinds of beer." She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband said, "Yes, Lollipop.... but at the bar... you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't even get to finish the sentence before his wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Baby?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it, and handed it to him.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious..."

"I can make hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh!" She opened the oven and took out 5 different kinds of hors d'oeuvres: hot wings, pigs in blankets, etc.

"But Honey...at the bar....you know, there's swearing, dirty words and all that...."

"You actually want dirty words, Cutie Pie? Well, OK...SIT YOUR DUMB ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F***ING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS AIN'T GOING TO THE F***ING BAR! GOT IT?"

....and then they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story?

L'Chaim!

***indigo*** · 04-10-2005, 10:39 AM

lovely how good a happy ending LMAO!!!!

indigo

04-10-2005, 09:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 8,882	A Sweet Story... A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get back out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, one night, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." "You want a beer, my love?", the wife said, "We have all kinds of beer." She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband said, "Yes, Lollipop.... but at the bar... you know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't even get to finish the sentence before his wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Baby?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it, and handed it to him. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious..." "I can make hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh!" She opened the oven and took out 5 different kinds of hors d'oeuvres: hot wings, pigs in blankets, etc. "But Honey...at the bar....you know, there's swearing, dirty words and all that...." "You actually want dirty words, Cutie Pie? Well, OK...SIT YOUR DUMB ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR F*ING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS AIN'T GOING TO THE FING BAR! GOT IT?" ....and then they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? L'Chaim! __________________ IMAGINE*

04-10-2005, 10:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
*indigo* Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mid-Life Express Posts: 9,919	lovely how good a happy ending LMAO!!!! indigo __________________ When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself." Namasté

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