Codependency Jokes - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

**Ann** · 09-03-2002, 10:17 PM

Q: What do you call a codependent who says "no" and doesn't feel guilty? A: Healthy

You're codependent for sure when you get kicked off jury duty for insisting that you're the guilty one.

Q: Why did the codependent cross the road? A: To help the chicken make a decision.

Did you hear about the codependent who flunked geography? He couldn't distinguish any boundaries.

You know you're codependent if you find yourself in a rut - and move in furniture.

Q: Why does a codependent buy two copies of every self-help book? A: One to read and one to pass on to someone who really needs it.

You're codependent for sure if, when you die, someone else's life flashes in front of your eyes.

Paulie · 09-09-2002, 03:57 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

To help the chicken make a decison - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

That is so me..........

09-03-2002, 10:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	Codependency Jokes Q: What do you call a codependent who says "no" and doesn't feel guilty? A: Healthy You're codependent for sure when you get kicked off jury duty for insisting that you're the guilty one. Q: Why did the codependent cross the road? A: To help the chicken make a decision. Did you hear about the codependent who flunked geography? He couldn't distinguish any boundaries. You know you're codependent if you find yourself in a rut - and move in furniture. Q: Why does a codependent buy two copies of every self-help book? A: One to read and one to pass on to someone who really needs it. You're codependent for sure if, when you die, someone else's life flashes in front of your eyes. __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

09-09-2002, 03:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,785	LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! To help the chicken make a decison - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That is so me.......... __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

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