Tarzan and the Medicine Man

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One day, while swinging through the jungle on a vine, Tarzan was passing close to the edge of a cliff when the vine broke, and he fell into the jungle far below. There he lay, in a coma for several days, before he was found by a jungle medicine man. The medicine man took him back to his hut, and did the best he could to repair, and heal Tarzan's injuries.

Weeks later Tarzan woke up and the medicine man told him of his injuries. "Tarzan," said the medicine man "you were severely injured in the fall, and I had to use what I had available to heal you. You lost your arms, so I replaced them with those from a gorilla. You lost your legs, which I replaced with those from a kangaroo. But I fear your worst injury was the loss of your penis. But don't worry, I was able to attach an elephant's trunk which should serve you well." He then told Tarzan to return in one month to up-date his progress.

One month later, true to his word, Tarzan returned. The medicine man asked how he was doing.

Tarzan said, "The gorilla arms have given me great strength." He said. "I never need fear falling again. And the kangaroo legs have made one of the fastest creatures in the jungle. I can outrun just about any animal."

The medicine man asked, "but what of the elephant's trunk that replaced your penis?"

Tarzan replied, "It serves me well, I have only one problem. Every time I bend over, it stuffs grass up my a$$."