Gentle thoughts for today... - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

mew2 · 03-23-2005, 01:56 AM

Gentle thoughts for today...

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

A penny saved is a governmental oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirsâ€

p.s. Okay, so maybe they're not all such gentle thoughts........but you got a smile out of it, didn't you?

historyteach · 03-23-2005, 02:09 AM

Take a bow

Shalom!

Time2Surrender · 03-23-2005, 02:22 AM

"If you think there is good in everybody,you havent met everybody"

Yup,like my ex-girlfriend.

03-23-2005, 01:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
mew2 mary w. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: kansas Posts: 60	Gentle thoughts for today... Gentle thoughts for today... Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. A penny saved is a governmental oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirsâ€ p.s. Okay, so maybe they're not all such gentle thoughts........but you got a smile out of it, didn't you? __________________ 'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around. please visit my blog

03-23-2005, 02:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Take a bow Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

03-23-2005, 02:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	"If you think there is good in everybody,you havent met everybody" Yup,like my ex-girlfriend.

Currently Active Users Viewing this Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)