Bubba

[mew2]

Bubba's sister, who was pregnant, was in a bad car accident which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly seven months, she awakened and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically she asked the doctor



The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."



The woman thought to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, "What did he name the girl?"



"Denise," the doctor answered.



The new mother said, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."



Then she asked the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"



The doctor replied, "Denephew."


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Bubba came home early from his hunting trip; he was driving up the mountain looking for grizzly, but he saw a sign at a curve in the road-
"Bear left"

[CAPTAINZING2000]

Damn,

girl you are a redneck LMAO