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mew2 · 03-23-2005, 01:53 AM

Bubba's sister, who was pregnant, was in a bad car accident which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly seven months, she awakened and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically she asked the doctor

The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thought to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, "What did he name the girl?"

"Denise," the doctor answered.

The new mother said, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."

Then she asked the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replied, "Denephew."

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Bubba came home early from his hunting trip; he was driving up the mountain looking for grizzly, but he saw a sign at a curve in the road-
"Bear left"

CAPTAINZING2000 · 03-23-2005, 02:35 PM

Damn,

girl you are a redneck LMAO

03-23-2005, 01:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
mew2 mary w. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: kansas Posts: 60	Bubba Bubba's sister, who was pregnant, was in a bad car accident which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly seven months, she awakened and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically she asked the doctor The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thought to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, "What did he name the girl?" "Denise," the doctor answered. The new mother said, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise." Then she asked the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replied, "Denephew." ************************************* Bubba came home early from his hunting trip; he was driving up the mountain looking for grizzly, but he saw a sign at a curve in the road- "Bear left" __________________ 'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around. please visit my blog

03-23-2005, 02:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Damn, girl you are a redneck LMAO __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

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