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mew2 · 03-23-2005, 01:43 AM

HOW LATEX GLOVES ARE MADE

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't."

Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

Time2Surrender · 03-23-2005, 02:24 AM

Thats funny.Anyone remember a bunch of Groupies from the 60's called "The Plaster Casters" ? http://pages.ripco.net/~economy/cynthia.html

abtchonamission · 03-23-2005, 07:12 AM

I remember...I read "I'm With the Band" and P.d.B wrote about them.

Roxann · 03-23-2005, 07:57 AM

:rotf: TOO funny!!

03-23-2005, 01:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
mew2 mary w. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: kansas Posts: 61	how Latex Gloves Are Made HOW LATEX GLOVES ARE MADE A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't." Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" __________________ 'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around. please visit my blog

03-23-2005, 07:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,349	I remember...I read "I'm With the Band" and P.d.B wrote about them. __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

03-23-2005, 07:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Roxann Learning to love me. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: on my way Posts: 628	:rotf: TOO funny!! __________________ Roxann I'm struggling!!!

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Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 7,170 Blog Entries: 7	Thats funny.Anyone remember a bunch of Groupies from the 60's called "The Plaster Casters" ? http://pages.ripco.net/~economy/cynthia.html

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