Circus try out

[best]

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is an old Biker.
The other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.
Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant, and begins to charge her.
About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor.
He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the Biker and asks, "Can you top that?"
The Biker replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."

[Roxann]

:haha Good one!!

[CAPTAINZING2000]

That's a keeper

[Time2Surrender]

[ChrisMan]