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abtchonamission · 03-03-2005, 07:11 PM

John O'Reilly's Toast

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised me self. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Dan · 03-03-2005, 07:14 PM

historyteach · 03-05-2005, 01:40 PM

I don't know HOW I missed this one, but OMG!!! :Lmao

Darn it; now I gotta clean my screen!!!

But, I HAVE to send this to my mom...she'll crack up laughing!!!

Shalom!

03-03-2005, 07:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,349	John O'Reilly's Toast John O'Reilly's Toast John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised me self. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

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historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 8,882	I don't know HOW I missed this one, but OMG!!! :Lmao Darn it; now I gotta clean my screen!!! But, I HAVE to send this to my mom...she'll crack up laughing!!! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

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