Top 10 ways to know if you have PMS.. - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

03-03-2005, 05:14 PM

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

CAPTAINZING2000 · 03-03-2005, 05:16 PM

9. I've had chocolate chips on an omelet at IHOP

historyteach · 03-03-2005, 05:37 PM

Uhhhh.....Doug......
I've been through 30+ years of PMS....
And have been working really hard on menopause for the past 5 years.....
Do you REALLY want to tell me what I feel like????
:Lmao
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, silly man!!!
Shalom!

abtchonamission · 03-03-2005, 08:01 PM

Doug,

I can honestly say that NONE of those apply to me.
If Mike comes in here and tells you differently - he's lying.

best · 03-03-2005, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abtchonamission

Doug,

I can honestly say that NONE of those apply to me.
If Mike comes in here and tells you differently - he's lying.

brb... on the phone with Mike

really?
No are you sure?
Wait that isn't on this list.
and that as well?
Your kidding?
and that also?

OK now this is too tooo much.

OK buddy I won't. yes I will be sure NOT to share this info.
Thanks for the heads up..

Sorry folks... disregaurd this post.

abtchonamission · 03-04-2005, 10:11 AM

:Lmao

Nice try best - Mike never used the phone until 7am today...I know, cuz I was ONLINE, and we have dial-up!!!

Gabe · 03-04-2005, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

That is priceless.

03-03-2005, 05:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	Top 10 ways to know if you have PMS.. 10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****." 5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. 3. You're counting down the days until menopause. 2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

03-03-2005, 05:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	9. I've had chocolate chips on an omelet at IHOP __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

03-03-2005, 05:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Uhhhh.....Doug...... I've been through 30+ years of PMS.... And have been working really hard on menopause for the past 5 years..... Do you REALLY want to tell me what I feel like???? :Lmao Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, silly man!!! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

03-03-2005, 08:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	Doug, I can honestly say that NONE of those apply to me. If Mike comes in here and tells you differently - he's lying. __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

03-04-2005, 10:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	:Lmao Nice try best - Mike never used the phone until 7am today...I know, cuz I was ONLINE, and we have dial-up!!! __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

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