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CAPTAINZING2000 · 03-03-2005, 04:36 PM

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a
few minutes. I'll explain why later."

The nun agreed to his request.

Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running a long and asked her
if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He
went that way."

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said: "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I
don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she understood.

The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!"

The nun replied," If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen the most beautiful pair of testicles you've ever seen! I don't
want to go to Iraq either.

historyteach · 03-03-2005, 05:46 PM

LOL!!!
:Lmao

TracyAgain · 03-03-2005, 05:54 PM

ROTFLMAO.

Tracy

GoldenGutters · 03-04-2005, 04:40 PM

Lina · 03-06-2005, 04:30 PM

A good one.

03-03-2005, 04:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Thankful for our Veterans Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 8,161 Blog Entries: 1	The Nun A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running a long and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said: "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said she understood. The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!" The nun replied," If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen the most beautiful pair of testicles you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either. __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

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TracyAgain Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Faraway, CO Posts: 162	ROTFLMAO. Tracy

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