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abtchonamission · 03-03-2005, 09:07 AM

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. !

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! .

(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Time2Surrender · 03-03-2005, 09:19 AM

I wanna be a pig too.And Im glad Im not a Praying Mantis.

Gabe · 03-03-2005, 09:19 AM

Pigs just don't look happy enough for that to be true.

TracyAgain · 03-03-2005, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabe

Pigs just don't look happy enough for that to be true.

Gives all new meaning to the phrase: "Happy as a pig in a poke."

Tracy

Time2Surrender · 03-03-2005, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TracyAgain

Gives all new meaning to the phrase: "Happy as a pig in a poke."

Tracy

Dan · 03-03-2005, 09:41 AM

Pig or lion...

OVERIT · 03-03-2005, 09:48 AM

Damn lucky animals

<a href="http://img58.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img58&image=happypigs2jr.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://img58.exs.cx:81/img58/5735/happypigs2jr.th.gif" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" /></a>

historyteach · 03-03-2005, 02:38 PM

Can you mix a pig and a lion and get the best of both worlds???

Call it a pigon!

L'Chaim!

ted · 03-03-2005, 03:22 PM

I'M COMING BACK AS A LIONPIG WITH A 12 INCH TOUNGE

KelKel · 03-03-2005, 04:14 PM

Only Ted could come up with that

CAPTAINZING2000 · 03-03-2005, 04:35 PM

**Ann** · 03-03-2005, 04:36 PM

Soooooooeeeeyyyyy!!!!

best · 03-03-2005, 04:50 PM

Wonder if that is what my wife means when she says I can be such a pig at times?

historyteach · 03-03-2005, 05:43 PM

Ann...That pic made me mess up my screen!!!

Ted...ya took my idea, turned it around... and added a toungue. What am I to do with that???

And best...I won't even GO there....
but do ya pick up your socks...

Shalom!

CAPTAINZING2000 · 03-03-2005, 05:45 PM

I've been around farms all my life. That's a sick pig LMAO

historyteach · 03-03-2005, 06:15 PM

I don't know....
I kinda like her smile!!!

L'Chaim!

abtchonamission · 03-03-2005, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ted

I'M COMING BACK AS A LIONPIG WITH A 12 INCH TOUNGE

And here I am still not over that pig.

Gabe · 03-03-2005, 07:19 PM

(Only for those familiar with "Charlotte's Web)

Some pig.

Now Wilbur, he looked HAPPY.

Oh...those children's books with the underlying naughty messages.

best · 03-03-2005, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by historyteach

And best...
but do ya pick up your socks...

Shalom!

hmmm is that what she means?

03-03-2005, 09:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	Hope this makes you smile If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. ! (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! . (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

03-03-2005, 02:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Can you mix a pig and a lion and get the best of both worlds??? Call it a pigon! L'Chaim! __________________ IMAGINE

03-03-2005, 03:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
ted OH SH!T Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: RICHMOND,VIRGINIA- Posts: 1,655	I'M COMING BACK AS A LIONPIG WITH A 12 INCH TOUNGE __________________ ... ... ...

03-03-2005, 04:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	__________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

03-03-2005, 04:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,173	Soooooooeeeeyyyyy!!!! __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

03-03-2005, 09:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	I wanna be a pig too.And Im glad Im not a Praying Mantis.

03-03-2005, 09:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
Gabe Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,955	Pigs just don't look happy enough for that to be true.

03-03-2005, 09:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,710	Pig or lion...

03-03-2005, 09:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
OVERIT Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Good Ole' Rocky Top! Posts: 3,540	Damn lucky animals <a href="http://img58.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img58&image=happypigs2jr.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://img58.exs.cx:81/img58/5735/happypigs2jr.th.gif" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" /></a>

03-03-2005, 04:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
KelKel Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: The Mohave Desert Posts: 2,307	Only Ted could come up with that

03-03-2005, 04:50 PM	#13 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,166	Wonder if that is what my wife means when she says I can be such a pig at times? __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

03-03-2005, 05:43 PM	#14 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Ann...That pic made me mess up my screen!!! Ted...ya took my idea, turned it around... and added a toungue. What am I to do with that??? And best...I won't even GO there.... but do ya pick up your socks... Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

03-03-2005, 05:45 PM	#15 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	I've been around farms all my life. That's a sick pig LMAO __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

03-03-2005, 06:15 PM	#16 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	I don't know.... I kinda like her smile!!! L'Chaim! __________________ IMAGINE

03-03-2005, 07:19 PM	#18 (permalink)
Gabe Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,955	(Only for those familiar with "Charlotte's Web) Some pig. Now Wilbur, he looked HAPPY. Oh...those children's books with the underlying naughty messages.

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