Yet Another Priest Joke

[GoldenGutters]

Father O'Brian, late for the conference, hails a taxi and implores the foul mouthed, filthy driver to make it snappy, or he'll be late. Moments later Father O'Brian is white knuckling his roserybeads as the taxi whips it's way through New York traffic at break neck speed, when all of a sudden a big rig pulls infront of them. Moments later, at the pearly gates, Father O'Brian waits with barely repressed glee for a chasm to open under the drivers feet, to send him to Hell. As they're both lead through the pearly gates, Saint Peter takes each to their new home. The first home they come upon is a lavish mansion, with fabulous gardens filled with the most beautiful women in creation, to which Saint Peter hands the taxi driver the keys. Father O'Brian awestruck, cant imagine what wonders await him, when they approach a plain, if not drab cottage. Incredulous, Fater O'Brian says," Why do I get this shack, when the foul mouthed taxi driver gets that fabulous mansion!!!". To which Saint Peter replies," when you where at the lecturn your parishoners fell asleep, when the taxi driver was behind the wheel, they prayed!".



:lumpy