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Time2Surrender · 02-23-2005, 02:01 AM

How To Clean Your Toilet
Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1 . Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

abtchonamission · 02-23-2005, 12:57 PM

Are you TRYING to give Ann a heart attack???

Phinneas · 02-23-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Time2Surrender

Sincerely,

The Dog

Hey, Michael, Bo go onto your computer again.

Time2Surrender · 02-23-2005, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phinneas

Hey, Michael, Bo go onto your computer again.

Yup,It looks like Bo has been on here again.I am going to have to have a talk with him.

abtchonamission · 02-24-2005, 04:38 PM

02-23-2005, 02:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	How to clean your toilet How To Clean Your Toilet Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1 . Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog

02-23-2005, 12:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	Are you TRYING to give Ann a heart attack??? __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

02-24-2005, 04:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	__________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

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