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abtchonamission · 02-19-2005, 06:42 PM

Massachusetts Women

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Massachusetts. One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from Massachusetts. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives......
The Texan began by saying "I told my wife clearly that from now on she would have to do all of the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert."
The man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the third day, when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."
The fellow from Massachusetts was married to a woman who had grown up in Massachusetts all her life. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house cleaning." Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."

You Gotta LUuuuv them Massachusetts Women

**Ann** · 02-19-2005, 07:40 PM

Yup. A woman of my own heart.

02-19-2005, 06:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	Massachusetts Women Massachusetts Women Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Massachusetts. One man was from Texas, one from Florida and one from Massachusetts. They got acquainted and started talking about their problems with their wives...... The Texan began by saying "I told my wife clearly that from now on she would have to do all of the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even dessert." The man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her, that from now on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the third day, when I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries." The fellow from Massachusetts was married to a woman who had grown up in Massachusetts all her life. He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said: "I gave my wife a stern look and told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping and house cleaning." Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But by the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye." You Gotta LUuuuv them Massachusetts Women __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

02-19-2005, 07:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ann Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 25,172	Yup. A woman of my own heart. __________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~

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