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Time2Surrender · 02-19-2005, 12:56 PM

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage".
The clerk looks at him and asks "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me
if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ? Would ya, huh ? Would Ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no"

"And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't."

With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

sherbear5104 · 02-19-2005, 01:45 PM

that was a good one, Mike!

02-19-2005, 12:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	Polish? A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage". The clerk looks at him and asks "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ? Would ya, huh ? Would Ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no" "And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?" "Well, I probably wouldn't." With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

02-19-2005, 01:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
sherbear5104 Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: east coast Posts: 2,441	that was a good one, Mike! __________________ There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

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