| Polish?
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage".
The clerk looks at him and asks "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me
if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ? Would ya, huh ? Would Ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no"
"And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't."
With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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02-19-2005, 12:56 PM
that was a good one, Mike!
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