 Time2Surrender, is this you?
A group of redneck friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "It was a tough call", nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
The young redneck came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young redneck answered, "Nope. I couldn't tell, but I did get his license plate number."
A State Trooper pulled over a redneck in a pickup. He asked, "Got any I.D.?" The redneck driver replied, "Bout Whut?"
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02-19-2005, 10:31 AM
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