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02-08-2005, 03:26 AM

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name-they just moved in.

She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars ."

"Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser.

Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back.

He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

historyteach · 02-08-2005, 04:06 AM

:Lmao
A good one, Doug!

Time2Surrender · 02-08-2005, 06:56 AM

Evanna · 02-08-2005, 07:51 AM

Gooch · 02-08-2005, 08:14 AM

CAPTAINZING2000 · 02-08-2005, 08:32 AM

Doug,

Who's Side U On??? Throwing Gas On The Fire The Women Will Love That

Phinneas · 02-08-2005, 09:50 AM

Ladies, take note. Alternate ending... Porsche Boxter with a new license plate that says, WAS HIS!

heh heh heh

Time2Surrender · 02-08-2005, 09:53 AM

Im wanting to know if the guy also had a Harley,or maybe a boat.If so I have $15

CAPTAINZING2000 · 02-08-2005, 10:27 AM

LOL send picture of the boat !!! I've got $15 as well.

02-08-2005, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000

Doug,

Who's Side U On??? Throwing Gas On The Fire The Women Will Love That

Whoever's side I need to be Capt.

Chy · 02-08-2005, 03:08 PM

That's a true story here! Wasn't a kid and was $50!

02-08-2005, 03:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Doug Guest Posts: n/a	How to Buy a Porsche A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. We know what a Porsche costs." "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars ." "Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. "Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

02-08-2005, 04:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	:Lmao A good one, Doug! __________________ IMAGINE

02-08-2005, 07:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
Evanna Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Our house. Posts: 816	__________________ I used to have a handle on life....but it broke off!

02-08-2005, 08:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Doug, Who's Side U On??? Throwing Gas On The Fire The Women Will Love That __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

02-08-2005, 10:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	LOL send picture of the boat !!! I've got $15 as well. __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

02-08-2005, 06:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7

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02-08-2005, 09:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
Phinneas Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: fumbling towards ecstasy Posts: 2,614	Ladies, take note. Alternate ending... Porsche Boxter with a new license plate that says, WAS HIS! heh heh heh

02-08-2005, 09:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	Im wanting to know if the guy also had a Harley,or maybe a boat.If so I have $15

02-08-2005, 03:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,867	That's a true story here! Wasn't a kid and was $50!

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