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sherbear5104 · 02-06-2005, 07:31 AM

After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home.
"I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver
chest hair.
She says, "That silver hair is proof enough for
me," and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience.
she said, "You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too.

CAPTAINZING2000 · 02-06-2005, 10:40 AM

Sherry

sherbear5104 · 02-06-2005, 11:05 AM

What Chris? I thought it was funny!

Time2Surrender · 02-06-2005, 11:19 AM

02-06-2005, 07:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
sherbear5104 Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: east coast Posts: 2,441	applying for social security After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver chest hair. She says, "That silver hair is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience. she said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too. __________________ There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

02-06-2005, 10:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Sherry __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

02-06-2005, 11:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
sherbear5104 Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: east coast Posts: 2,441	What Chris? I thought it was funny! __________________ There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

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02-06-2005, 11:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
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