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Old 01-28-2005, 07:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Football Joke (Go Eagles!!)

This was sent to me. I laughed myself sick.


> > Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, a Patriots fan, a
> > Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing
> > all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most
> > "die-hard" fan.
> >
> > Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Steelers fan proclaimed to
> > the other four...
> >
> > "This is for the Pittsburg Steelers!" and promptly threw himself off
> > the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
> >
> > Not to be outdone by a Patriots fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and
> > said...
> >
> > "This is for the Atlanta Falcons!" and then threw himself off the
> > mountain again as a form of sacrifice.
> >
> > Refusing to be outdone by the Steelers and Falcons fans, the Eagles fan
> > rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the
> > Philadelphia Eagles!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England
>Patriots fan off the mountain.
> >
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Old 01-28-2005, 07:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Im glad Im just a NASCAR fan.
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That was GREAT!!!!! I'm still laughing!
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Football Joke (Go Eagles!!) <<< Yes that is funny *LOL*


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The high school coaches in Boise, Idaho went to a
coaches' retreat. To
save money they had to room together. No one wanted to
room with Coach
Daryl because he snored so bad. They decide it's not
fair to make one of
them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to
take turns.

The first coach sleeps with Daryl and comes to
breakfast next morning
with his hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. They say,
"Man, what happened
to you?" He said, "Man, that Daryl snored so loud, I
watched him all
night."

The next night it was a different coach's turn. In the
morning, same
thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They
say, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that
Daryl shakes the
roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big
burly ex-football
player-looking type of man's man. Next morning, he
comes to breakfast
bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning." They
can't believe it!
They say, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got
ready for bed. I
went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good
night. He watched me
all night long."
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