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sherbear5104 · 01-27-2005, 03:40 PM

Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench
during break. One turns to the other asking, "Slim,
I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you are about my age. How do you feel? Slim
says, "I feel just like a new born babe." Rather
amazed, his co-worker repeats his statement in the
form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???"
"Yup," grins Slim. "No teeth, no hair and I think I
just wet my pants."

Time2Surrender · 01-27-2005, 04:09 PM

CAPTAINZING2000 · 01-27-2005, 05:36 PM

Sherry,

I got my hair and teeth

1Marty · 01-27-2005, 06:21 PM

Good one Sherry!

wis2no · 01-27-2005, 07:57 PM

Great one, I'll use it. I laughed so hard I feel like a new born babe!!!!! wis2no

best · 01-28-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wis2no

Great one, I'll use it. I laughed so hard I feel like a new born babe!!!!! wis2no

Want to borrow a mop? *LOL*

01-27-2005, 03:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
sherbear5104 Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: east coast Posts: 2,441	aging at Wal-mart Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break. One turns to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel? Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe." Rather amazed, his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???" "Yup," grins Slim. "No teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants." __________________ There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

01-27-2005, 05:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 Psalm 118:24 Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 9,445 Blog Entries: 1	Sherry, I got my hair and teeth __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6

01-27-2005, 06:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
1Marty Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: God's Grace Posts: 689	Good one Sherry! __________________ Marty

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wis2no Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Midwest Posts: 17	Great one, I'll use it. I laughed so hard I feel like a new born babe!!!!! wis2no

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