Wanted Swf

[CAPTAINZING2000]

PERSONAL ADS

Women Seeking Men

I like driving around with my two cats, especially on
the freeway. I make them wear little hats so that I
can use the carpool lane. Way too much time on your
hands too? Call me. SWF, 42, 5'10", brown/blue.

SWF, 27, obnoxious, silly, pierced, tattooed, insane,
hormonally unbalanced, Rollerblading, sushi-eating,
cartoon-watching redhead from Hell, seeks Vlad.

Don't call me if you are uneducated; unemployed;
unhealthy smoker; felon; under 30 years old, 5'10";
over 40 years old, 6'8", 230 pounds; like cats,
channel surfing; make less than $30,000 annually;
or have body parts pierced. Others feel free.

Men Seeking Women

Fat, flatulent, over-40, cigar-smoking redneck seeks
sexy woman with big hair to cook, clean and pick up
unemployment checks.

Desperate lonely loser, SWM, 32, miserable, apathetic,
tired of watching TV and my roommate's hair fall out.
Seeks depressed, unattractive SWF, 25-32, no sense
of humor, for long talks about the macabre.

Handsome DWM, 40, seeks loving, romantic S/DWF
with round, bulging bubble butt and pretty face with
monogamous intentions, 28-40.

Thick glasses, HP calculator, SAT 99th percentile,
knows pi to 16 digits. Great job, big house, pool.
SWM, 33, 6'0", 144 lbs. Better looking than Bill
Gates.

[Guilty Spark]

Fun fun! I'll do mine:

SWM seeking SF for interesting discussion concerning firepower calculations of an Imperial Star Destroyers turbolasers, watching various life-cycles of mold, collecting poisonous spiders, jam out to death metal and tell dirty jokes together. Interested in a woman who is not religous but still spiritual, can play videogames for at least 12 hours straight, never complain about me being a slob, can throw heaps of compliments my way - in fact always refer to me as a stud, can bake a mean batch of brownies, loves sci-fi and science, will never make me watch a movie starring Julia Roberts and will beg to give me massages but politely decline when I offer.

...I haven't found her yet.

[liveweyerd]

Captainzing,

You went to a single's dance, didn't you??????

[Time2Surrender]

SWM seeking attractive weathy woman with a 68 Shelby GT-500.Please send photo of car.

[CAPTAINZING2000]

Love It

[JT]

oooo...this is fun!!

SWF seeking SWM 45-55 in excellent physical condition who loves, cleaning, cooking and laundry. Someone who is content to occupy himself while I do the same.

[CAPTAINZING2000]

u forgot must have a good portfolio

[mikee]

Swm Profile #br549:

Employment : Nope
Own house/car? : One mobile home two inmobile cars
Smoke : Like a active volcano
Body type : Shotty
Language : Foul
Hobbies : Alkaselzer
Movies : Grumpy old men
Seeking : Woman with A hospice connection

[Time2Surrender]

Originally Posted by Time2Surrender

SWM seeking attractive weathy woman with a 68 Shelby GT-500.Please send photo of car.

To add to this.I prefer the car to have a 428 Cobra-Jet with matching #s.But,since response to my ad has been slow so far I will even settle for a 68 Fast-back like Steve McQueen drove in "Bullit".

[CAPTAINZING2000]

Lmao