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01-05-2005, 09:00 PM
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| Psalm 118:24  | As We Age
As We Age God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered: I started out with nothing; I still have most of it. My wild oats have turned to prunes and All Bran. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. If all is not lost, where is it? It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant. I wish the buck stopped here. I sure could use a few. Kids in the back-seat cause accidents; accidents in the back-seat cause kids. It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees. When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? It’s not hard to meet expenses . They are everywhere. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
__________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU  WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6 |
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04-03-2009, 05:05 PM
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Oh....look what I found!!! This is too funny. I had to bring it back up.
__________________ "For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. Then you will call upon Me and go and pray to Me, and I will listen to you." (Jerem 29:11-12) |
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04-04-2009, 05:20 AM
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__________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~  | |
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04-04-2009, 09:07 PM
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My exercise program consists now of scrolling up and down the page 20 times. Next week, I'm upping it to 30 times 
__________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD J - Jesus first O - Others next Y - Yourself last John 14:6 |
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