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CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE??????? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men met recently and struck up a conversation. One was telling the other about some problems he was having with one of his kids. After a while the other guy said, "You think you have family problems? A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. "Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law, is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. "I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather! And you think you have family problems?"
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| Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA
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I drove through that town once. (left real fast as well) I think they made a TV show about it. Hello This is my brother Daryl and this is my other brother Daryl. We seen a possum on the road in front of your place. You gonna get it or can we have it?
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