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Old 12-29-2004, 02:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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On the Lighter Side...

-Did you ever notice that in bookstores you'll find the diet and excercise books right between humor and fiction?

-Don't think of it as a firing. Think of it as an exit-level position.

-He was a fast learner and a quick forgetter.

-Crime doesn't pay, and working for my boss doesn't either.

-Interest you kids in Bowling. It's a great way to get them off the streets and into the alleys.

-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

-He made his fortune early in life by selling matches to impatient Boy Scouts.

-In California, on a clear day if you look out a window UCLA.

 
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Old 12-29-2004, 02:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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-He made his fortune early in life by selling matches to impatient Boy Scouts.
Do NOT allow this person near my 6-year old boy scout. Please. I LIKE having a house that is NOT burned down.
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