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12-29-2004, 03:33 AM
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| Hotel translations We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can be. So we put together a translation table to help you out... So when you see one of the phrases listed on the left, you will know what it really means by reading the translation on the right! Old world charm ................................. No bath Tropical ............................................. Rainy Majestic setting ................................. A long way from town Options galore ................................... Nothing is included in the itinerary Secluded hideaway ............................ Impossible to find or get to Pre-registered rooms .......................... Already occupied Explore on your own ........................... Pay for it yourself Knowledgeable trip hosts .................... They've flown in an airplane before No extra fees ..................................... No extras Nominal fee ....................................... Outrageous charge Standard ........................................... Sub-standard Deluxe .............................................. Standard Superior ............................................ One free shower cap Cozy ................................................. Small All the amenities ................................ Two free shower caps Plush ................................................ Top and bottom sheets Gentle breezes .................................. Occasional Gale-force winds Light and airy ..................................... No air conditioning Picturesque ....................................... Theme park nearby Open bar ........................................... Free ice cubes Concierge ....................................... Stand with tourist brochures Continental breakfast ..................... Free muffin  |
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12-29-2004, 07:23 AM
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| Don't get undies in a bunch  Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA
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and at Lake George 50 foot walk to the water from your cabin. You light and airy cabin with a nice breeze... 50 feet at a 35 degree angle\ ... screens that keep the bugs in and let more in. Carpenter ants that do well as bell hops. Yes towels in cabins. 2 hand towels for 5 people. Free linen...we gave you 2 hand towels 4 days ago didn't we? Cabins sleep 6-8 people...if you put the TV on the porch every night and put 3 to a bed. Cable TV... a cable, they work good as an antena Campsite at Lake George, called ahead to find out about fishing... Yes we have a stocked pond... when the river overflows in the spring, fish sometimes get caught in the swamp (but now in July) the swamp is a mosquito haven with 3 inches of water.
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