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BigSis · 12-12-2004, 09:57 PM

The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called:

THE US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)

The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Bo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis.

1. The season opened last weekend.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The war should be over in a week.

best · 12-14-2004, 01:13 AM

When my son was over off the coast of Iraq, his X was asking for his address so she could send him a letter. Well knowing what she had put him through and knowing what she could be like (as well as how nice she could be if wanted)... My thoughts were to give her the address and all they would need do after...set him on the sand with his M16 and as much ammo as he could carry. The war would have been over in a week.
I thought it through some more. Didn't know if he could be turned off after, so she didn't get the address *LOL*

Time2Surrender · 12-14-2004, 01:43 AM

That was good Bigsis

abtchonamission · 12-14-2004, 06:34 PM

My brother works at the Pentagon. I HAVE to forward this to him...

12-12-2004, 09:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
BigSis On a tear Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Volcano Country! Posts: 3,240	US Redneck Special Forces The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called: THE US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF) The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Bo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis. 1. The season opened last weekend. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The war should be over in a week. __________________ No matter how spoiled the past may be, our future is spotless.... BigSis

12-14-2004, 01:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,166	When my son was over off the coast of Iraq, his X was asking for his address so she could send him a letter. Well knowing what she had put him through and knowing what she could be like (as well as how nice she could be if wanted)... My thoughts were to give her the address and all they would need do after...set him on the sand with his M16 and as much ammo as he could carry. The war would have been over in a week. I thought it through some more. Didn't know if he could be turned off after, so she didn't get the address LOL __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

12-14-2004, 06:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
abtchonamission Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: In the mountain air Posts: 1,345	My brother works at the Pentagon. I HAVE to forward this to him... __________________ Faith... When you come to the end of all the light you know and you are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught how to fly.

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12-14-2004, 01:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Time2Surrender Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 7,263 Blog Entries: 7	That was good Bigsis

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